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Nov 18, 2006

The Truth about Men & Women

The Truth about Men [from a guy's point of view]

1. Malibog.
All men have sex in their minds. It's a universal truth. But to tell
you frankly girls, it's not really our fault.God made us with high
testosterone levels and our genes command us to act this way. If this
isn't our natural tendency, then how would the human race procreate?
It's a man's nature to be "malibog" kaya wag niyo kaming sisisihin
kung madalas kami humingi ng sex. Its our balls that command us,and
not our brains.

2. Liars.
Dont ask me questions and I won't tell you lies. This is true, you
know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi namin kayang I-share sa mga
gf/wife namin kaya nakakapagsinungaling kami,kasi pinipilit kaming
sumagot sa mga bagay na ayaw naming sagutin. We try to hide things
and if we cant hide it anymore, we lie.This tactic is perfected thru
time kaya iyung ibang guys eh medyo natural na sa kanila ang mag-lie.
Remember, we value our privacy and would rather lie than sacrifice
losing it.

3. I'm the MAN!
We must have this feeling that we are in control. Ayaw naming me
kumander kami, iyung me nag-cocommand sa amin.(We are open to
suggestions, though). And one more thing... if we say that we are not
lost, We are not lost! Trust us. Don't you know that us guys
eventually find our way. Girls really don't realize this but we hate
it when our egos are bruised. RESPECT your man. Women take this
thing for granted. Alam nyo, pag paulit-ulit nagawa ito ng
babae,naghahanap kami ng ibang babae. Why? 'Cause this is the easiest
way for us to boost our egos again.

4. Buddy.
We stick with our friends. We must have time with our buddies you
know? Its no! t everyday that only the gf/wife gets our time. We
always have the nee d to do those "boys night out" stuff. The feeling
is different when you are with your buddies and wh en you are with
our gf/wife. Babalik rin naman kami sa inyo e.Sigurado yan. Pag hindi
kami bumalik... may mali kayo sa # 3.

5. Quiet.
Sometimes, we are just plain quiet. This scenario happens all the
time: GF/wife asks the bf/husband why he is quiet, the bf/husband
says "nothing", then the gf/wife insists there's something wrong,
when there is really not. Tapos, away na.
Actually girls, we are not as chatty as you
are, even with our buddies. Do you notice that
we sometimes just nod at each other and still
understand each other? We like being quiet
sometimes. That's just it...

The truth about WOMEN [girl's point of view]


1. Malambing.
All women are malambing. It's a universal truth. But to tell you
frankly guys, it's not really our fault. Kasi u guys sometimes
forget to make pansin your gf'/wife e. If we are n ot malambing then
how would the human race procreate? It's a woman's nature to be
"malambing" kaya wag niyo kaming sisisihin kung madalas kami
maging mushy. DO you ever imagine kung puro guys nalang ang mundo!
Nothing will ever balance it around. A classic example: Diba pag may
nag- susuntukan na 2 guys, pag guys din ang umaawat between them
sobrang gusto pang kumawala ng nagaaway na guys... pero pag girl
ang umaawat... nag te-tame silang mga guys..Kase women balance
the WORLD! That is how God made us...

2. Lovers (sobra!).
This is true, you know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi naming
kayang itago. masyado kaming ma-emote. We try to hide things and if
we cant hide it anymore, we literally explode! Madrama kami. This
tactic is perfected thru time kaya iyung ibang girls eh medyo natural
na sa kanila ang magdrama. Masyado kaming concentrated sa love.
Diba... majority of guys are so n! ot into this type, they feel na a
man should act like a man! Pero hell o... guys wonder so much kase
why girls can hold hands together (straight girls, ok!) without
feeling insecure but straight men can't! - WHY??? kase you guys always
want to keep your ego oozing out like hell! You should definitely feel
us to really know us, y'know!

3. I'm always your girl!
We must have this feeling that we always have your attention. Ayaw
naming me kahati kami. At insulto sa amin na ang kahati namin sa
pansin mo ay yun na meet mo sa isang club pa! I mean, u can do better
than that noh. Got that??????!!!!!

4. Baby.
We want to be treated like a baby. You must have time for us. Wag
laging barkada. We always have the need to have those "romantic
nights". Its such a different feeling being with your bf. Because
we get to cuddle, kiss, hug.... Kase kayong guys always want to have
more babies even big, sexy babies!... and you reason out na its
human nature for you to procreate???? C'mon!

5. Makulet.
We are sumtimes just plain makulet.! This scenario happens all
the time: GF/wife asks the Bf/hub why he is quiet, the bf/hub
says "nothing", then the gf/wife says there's sumthing wrong, the
gf/wife insists that there is sumthing wrong when there is really
not until a word war comes out. Pero bakit naman nga you c ant
reason out why you're so quiet. The world knows guys are one-track-
minded daw! Unlike women where we can't really decide and frequently
change our minds at the last minute...then if you say nothing...then
why do you act so different! THERE REALLY IS SOMETHING... the trick
here guys: just reason out something different from the real reason
why you feel that way... y'know! you're good naman in making excuses
e diba? e di no away na...Actually guys, we are not as lame and
quiet as you are. add ko lang to.......

6. Malibog.
Yes guys, malibog din kami. Human nature po yan. But we are more in
tune with our inner selves kaya mas controlled namin ang pagka el. In
the first place its our bodies that goes thru all the changes if ever
we get preggy kaya minsan ayaw namin. We deny sex coz gusto pa namin
maging sexy since thats what society dictates. Saka mahirap na baka
dumami pa ang lumabas na nyakers jan. Eh we dont make patol kung
kani kanino lang noh! Not like u guys, basta ego tripping kayo sa
girls who makes a living out of making bola sa inyo. Panay naman
paniwala nyo. hahahahaha........
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